While some bloggers post photos of hipster cafes, buzzing city streets or far-flung sun-drenched beaches, I bring you…the British seaside. In winter. Sorry guys.

Anyway, if you’re planning a seaside trip, I recommend going armed with plenty of 2p coins, because you’ll probably spend a lot of time on the slot machines trying to win pointless stuff (and failing, because who the hell has ever won something on those things?).

Also, you’ll obviously need to leave plenty of room for a fish-and-chips lunch, so don’t go scoffing too many road-trip snacks. Even if they’re not-so-great chips, they will taste amazing because you’re eating them by the sea. Trust me.